- mom: you think these band members have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
- me: look children it's your father
- mom: what
- me: what
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when two people are dating but they don’t listen to the same type of music it confuses me i mean what else would they talk about
^ Dave and I in a nutshell but we find stuff to talk about lol
My teacher: How often do you go on facebook?
Everyone: OMG CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT IT BLAH BLAH BLAH
Me: I don’t go on Facebook I read
Teacher: good for you!
ME:Yup…

expertcosmotips:
I love Pokemon, you love Pokemon, but if you collected the game cards as a kid and weren’t using them to battle, what were you doing?
Go get your cards right now and learn to battle.
Because you’re never too old for a children’s card game.
Same for YuGiOh! Which was more fun than Pokemon! In my tiny insignificant opinion.
We all live in a yellow submarine
I swear that’s my dream tub. In my dream house, (I actually have it completely drawn out somewhere) each room is themed after a different album and my bathroom is Yellow Submarine. Oh man oh man.
the noise I make more than once a day, at any time of the day, for any reason

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